After much consideration the devil has decided to add a new level to hell. This level will be a lake a raw sewage, topped with a scum of soap bubbles and washed by incessant rain driven by lukewarm winds. The main inhabitant of this foul domain will be the inventor of the utterly useless automated, all-in-one sink/soap dispenser/tap/hot air hand dryer. Not only is this device so badly designed as to be barely useable (when functioning) it almost always breaks down immediately upon being installed. The result is the one or other of the necessary functions fails to work or, better yet, they all start to work at the same time resulting in warm soapy water being blow all over you.
The half-wit who designed this obvious non-starter will be joined in their open sewer of damnation by the idiotic individuals who decided to have these devices installed in McDonalds restaurants and on new Virgin trains.
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Hello,
I just noticed you had a blog. And I wanted to thank you again for your comments (don’t worry if you dont remember!) on my thread in the IGDA fourms.
Now onto your topic. Camera in a Mc D’s eh? Strange to being with! More so is the bad design of said topic item. I don’t know why tehy dont stay with soap despensers with a manual push button. And dryers with the same seperate. These all in one things are silly. Even in a small space. Just don’t put in the dryer. Use your pants! ;p
-Drew
Ugh! Can’t fix typos… It’s early here i swear!
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