Category Archives: Tech Vs Life
Twitter – tech vs life
rofl=meh/teh
This one is filed under Tech vs Life. The clue’s in the name…. twit.
Twitter is a symptom of our “need to be famous/gotta watch the celebrities” society. People actually think that what their doing is interesting/worthwhile and worth sharing with the world. It wouldn’t be so bad if these boring people actually posted worthwhile stuff but its all “I’m having a burger”. Sorry, I don’t care how funny or famous you are, the boring bits of your life are just as boring as the boring bits of my life.
The only person in history who should ever have been on Twitter is Albert Einstein. At least he could say something worthwhile in 140 characters – not that he would have come up with E = mc2 if he was busy tweeting. The rest of you? Go do something creative or worthwhile.
Hell – tech vs life
After much consideration the devil has decided to add a new level to hell. This level will be a lake a raw sewage, topped with a scum of soap bubbles and washed by incessant rain driven by lukewarm winds. The main inhabitant of this foul domain will be the inventor of the utterly useless automated, all-in-one sink/soap dispenser/tap/hot air hand dryer. Not only is this device so badly designed as to be barely useable (when functioning) it almost always breaks down immediately upon being installed. The result is the one or other of the necessary functions fails to work or, better yet, they all start to work at the same time resulting in warm soapy water being blow all over you.
The half-wit who designed this obvious non-starter will be joined in their open sewer of damnation by the idiotic individuals who decided to have these devices installed in McDonalds restaurants and on new Virgin trains.